Geert wasn't really born. He was beamed to our planet 50 years ago.

He was covered in a green substance, and instantly started to sing the lambada.

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Everyone that tried to stop him, got bitten in the leg.

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After futile attemps to play the recorder, the melodica and the bandoneon, he picked up the bass, and the groove was born !

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Geert likes teasing spiders, eating grasshoppers and throwing dung at people in shorts.