Geert wasn't really born. He was beamed to our planet 50 years ago.
He was covered in a green substance, and instantly started to sing the lambada.
Everyone that tried to stop him, got bitten in the leg.
After futile attemps to play the recorder, the melodica and the bandoneon, he picked up the bass, and the groove was born !
Geert likes teasing spiders, eating grasshoppers and throwing dung at people in shorts.